Rules of Awesomeness

Rule 38 - Everyone needs to know at least two jokes; one clean and one dirty.  Trust me.  You will eventually need to use one or both of them at some point.  When will you need this?  Could be at a job interview or maybe out at a bar while hitting on a chick.  Don’t be the lamewad that when asked if they know a good joke says they don’t know any.  There’s just no excuse for that.