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Rule 22 - Little Liquor Drink Straws

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Rule 22 - Guys:  The little thin stir straws given in liquor drinks out at a bar are not meant for you to drink out of.  End of story.

Girls:  Acceptable behavior only if you use more than one otherwise, you are likely to get a hernia trying to pull your tasty beverage thru there.  Well there’s that…and we want you to get drunk quicker.

This post was written by Chad Elkins.

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