Rule 35 - Don’t yell into your cell phone. Srsly people. It isn’t a tin can on a string stretching from wherever your dumbass is to whatever dumbass you are calling is located. Technology has come a very long way. If you do this you are an annoying jagbag and no one cares about your stupid conversation about how many “deals you closed” or “chicks you nailed” or about your make believe Porsche that is “in the shop.”

you suck. hard. really hard.
This post was written by Chad Elkins.

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