Rule 50 - There is just something special about the number 50 and because of that it should always be celebrated.  Whether it’s the 50th wedding anniversary, 50 years of something being in existence, or even the 50th rule posted on a blog about being awesome…you should always make it a point to celebrate and acknowledge this milestone.  I’m not really sure what makes reaching this number such an achievement, but for some reason it just always seems special.  Whatever the reason, embrace this special number and celebrate its awesomeness.

Rule 49 - Use the word “awesome” in a sentence at least once a day. It may take a little getting used to at first, but eventually it will become a habit…and that’s awesome.

Rule 44 - Recycle and respect the Earth and its natural resources on both land and sea. Encourage others as well. Failure to do so only hurts us all…doucher.

guess he has a big family

Rule 40 - Find the humor in everything no matter what. Life is full of it.

Rule 38 - Everyone needs to know at least two jokes; one clean and one dirty.  Trust me.  You will eventually need to use one or both of them at some point.  When will you need this?  Could be at a job interview or maybe out at a bar while hitting on a chick.  Don’t be the lamewad that when asked if they know a good joke says they don’t know any.  There’s just no excuse for that.

Even ol Honest Abe liked to bust out the dirty jokes on occasion.

Rule 36 - If you don’t think you are awesome, then no one will.  Some people may see this as arrogance, cockiness, or narcissisitc behavior.  Screw em.  Just make sure to not go over the top and be a doucher about it. 

definitely not awesome kid