Rule 36 - If you don’t think you are awesome, then no one will.  Some people may see this as arrogance, cockiness, or narcissisitc behavior.  Screw em.  Just make sure to not go over the top and be a doucher about it. 

definitely not awesome kid

Rule 35 - Don’t yell into your cell phone.  Srsly people.  It isn’t a tin can on a string stretching from wherever your dumbass is to whatever dumbass you are calling is located.  Technology has come a very long way.  If you do this you are an annoying jagbag and no one cares about your stupid conversation about how many “deals you closed” or “chicks you nailed” or about your make believe Porsche that is “in the shop.”

you suck. hard. really hard.

Rule 33 - Before you walk into a room with people (bar, office conference room, interview, etc.) repeat this to yourself until you believe it to be true:  “I own this”.  Then walk in there…and own it.

you owned that meeting cause you are awesome

Rule 32 - If you believe you are full of most awesomeness…then you are.

This post was written by Chad Elkins.

Rule 22 - Guys:  The little thin stir straws given in liquor drinks out at a bar are not meant for you to drink out of.  End of story.

Girls:  Acceptable behavior only if you use more than one otherwise, you are likely to get a hernia trying to pull your tasty beverage thru there.  Well there’s that…and we want you to get drunk quicker.

This post was written by Chad Elkins.

Rule 21 - Drunk dialing someone you have not had sex with during the last 6 months is totally not acceptable. 

The only exception here is if said arrangement was pre-determined to be probable in the near future and that communication took place within the last 30 days.

This post was written by Chad Elkins.