Rule 14 - Don’t trust a ho.  Srsly.  Ever.  For reals.

There are no exceptions to this rule.

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Rule 13 - Ok…so you’ve got a band…and you make an album…come up with something more original than a self-title release.  Srsly.  You have enough talent to make music…just pick something…hell just use “Something”.  Damn sure better than no title.  Oh and Untitled songs…those suck too. 

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Rule 11 - Drink good beer.  That’s it. 

Life is too short to drink watered down nonsense. 

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Rule 3:  Watch a hockey game in person.  Everyone should experience a game at least once live.

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