Rule 29 - Asking out a friend’s sibling is strictly forbidden.  Only three conditions can overturn this rule and all three must be met in order for this to be allowed:

1.  You must ask friend in advance for permission.

2.  You have to eventually marry that person.

3.  You may not show any of your other friends pictures of that person naked and you can not share with them details about any sexual exploits.

damn she's hot...but she's my buddy's sister...decisions...decisions

Rule 21 - Drunk dialing someone you have not had sex with during the last 6 months is totally not acceptable. 

The only exception here is if said arrangement was pre-determined to be probable in the near future and that communication took place within the last 30 days.

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Rule 7 - Going thru the motion of having to contact someone reinforces the desire for said contact and thus increases emotional attachment toward that person.  In other words, don’t always have the contact be one sided.  Let the other person reach out to you some.  Traditionally, the guys are always doing all the pursuing.  Ladies, it’s ok to become the chaser on occasion.  It takes some of the pressure off the dudes.  Give it a shot sometime. 

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Rule 5:  Love in an elevator is not just a song…it should be a mission. 

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Rule 2:

Guys:  Bros before hos.

Girls:  Chicks before dicks.

These rules have no exceptions.

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