Rules of Awesomeness

Rule 17 - Bathe regularly.  Srsly.  No one wants to smell or be around your stank ass.  Cleanliness is awesomeness.

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Rule 16 - Call your parents (or another close family member).  Do it today. 

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Rule 15 - If you take beer to a friend’s house and put it in the refridgerator then fail to drink it all…it now becomes property of the owner of the house.  Only if the beer quantity is large and a statement is made before drinking said beer about you leaving with it can overturn this rule.

Just don’t use that “get out of jail free” card very often as they will start to see thru your douchee behavior.  Leave the beer in the fridge…and leave with your awesomeness.

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Rule 14 - Don’t trust a ho.  Srsly.  Ever.  For reals.

There are no exceptions to this rule.

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Rule 13 - Ok…so you’ve got a band…and you make an album…come up with something more original than a self-title release.  Srsly.  You have enough talent to make music…just pick something…hell just use “Something”.  Damn sure better than no title.  Oh and Untitled songs…those suck too. 

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Rule 12 - Never, ever, ever, ever reveal the score of a game to a friend unless you ask in advance (and receive a second confirmation) that revealing said score is indeed cool.  There is nothing worse than planning on catching the game later on the DVR and have some doucher ruin it for you by blurting out the score.

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