Rules of Awesomeness

Rule 11 - Drink good beer.  That’s it. 

Life is too short to drink watered down nonsense. 

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So, how do I move on from a long term relationship?  I still love him but, it was an unhealthy relationship from the start.

Thank you

Leaving Long Term

How do I recognize awesome when I see it?

Sincerely,

Desperately Seeking Awesome

Rule 10 - If you believe you will fail…you will.

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Rule 9 - Yep, I see you.  Sitting there in traffic.  Rather than paying attention to the cars driving around you or perhaps listening to a fascinating segment on NPR…what are you doing?  Oh wait…now I know…you’re reading a friggin Harry Potter book.  Reading.  In traffic.  I don’t know you nor would I ever want to.  Why?  Cause you suck.  That book will be there later.  If you keep reading in traffic, one of these days you might not.  Lameass.

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Rule 8 - There are probably very few things (if any) in this world that should be taken in excess.  Moderation doesn’t leave you wanting more, nor does it leave you wanting less.  Even awesomeness needs to be throttled back on occasion…rarely…well ok…maybe awesomeness is the exception to the rule here. 

This post was written by Chad Elkins.