Rules of Awesomeness

Rule 30 - Turning 30 sucks.  The only people that say it doesn’t…already turned it and are making themselves feel better about it.  Don’t listen to them.  Friends don’t let friends turn 30 sober.  Get drunk.  Really drunk.  Then puke on someone you don’t know.  It’s funnier that way…for everyone else.   What do you care?  Your life is now over anyway.  Loser.

Just whatever happens...make sure your friend doesn't end up face first on top of a urinal cake. Srsly...do not eat the pink round thing.