Rules of Awesomeness

Rule 34 - If you are ever offered to join a threesome…accept.  The only exception would be if they are skanky…wait…well maybe…ok…yes that one counts too.  Do it.  No exceptions.

Should two heterosexual males be involved as 66.6% of the participants there are a couple subsequent rules to follow:

• Rule 34.1 - Avoid prolonged eye contact at the other male’s genitalia.  You will have to engage some sort of visual engagement, but this should be reserved strictly for navigational and planning purposes only.

• Rule 34.2 - Absolutely, without exception, no touching of other’s junk. 

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