Rules of Awesomeness

Rule 31 - You and some friends are putting out the vibe when in walks a hottie that you all want to go hit on.  Who gets dibs?  Easy.  Whichever of you has not had sex for the longest has priority.  Should there be more than one friend that falls within the range of the absolute value of 30 days, then the winner shall be decided by best 3 out of 5 in a game of Roshambo (Rock, Paper, Scissors).  In the unfortunate event that original winner crashes and burns in attempted pickup, then repeat all steps again with remaining contestants.