Rules of Awesomeness

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Rule 45 - Grocery Store Aisle Navigation

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Rule 45 - Most of the time when people go grocery store shopping, they start at the first aisle and just work their way thru each aisle sequentially to the end before they checkout.  For single folks…this is not the most ideal way to maximize your grocery store shopping chance at meeting someone.  Think about it for a second…that form of movement prohibits you from coming across  anyone that enters the store after you and makes it tough to catch up to those that entered before you.  Fortunately, there is a simple navigational solution technique to help with this.  All you have to do is start with the first aisle then proceed to weave your way skipping every other aisle (ex. hitting all the odd numbered aisles).  Once you get to the end of the grocery store, proceed back to the beginning of by hitting all of the other aisles (ex. all the evens).  This way you speed yourself forward to catch persons before you and circle back seeing all the potentials who entered after you. 

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