Rules of Awesomeness

Rule 28 - If someone offers to buy you a drink…let them…then thank them.  Forgetting the latter is shitty behavior to the highest of shitivity.

if i had a nickel for every time i heard this line

Rule 22 - Guys:  The little thin stir straws given in liquor drinks out at a bar are not meant for you to drink out of.  End of story.

Girls:  Acceptable behavior only if you use more than one otherwise, you are likely to get a hernia trying to pull your tasty beverage thru there.  Well there’s that…and we want you to get drunk quicker.

Rule 19 - Don’t pick a fight in a bar or public place.  Totally douchetastic behavior and very unnecessary.  Walk the path of awesomeness…which is up to the guy’s girlfriend that just got bounced out of the bar for scrapping, then take her home. How ya like them apples!