Cell Phone | Rules of Awesomeness

02

Jun

Rule 41 - Cell Phone in Public Restroom

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you gonna get that? think it's for you.

Rule 41 - Do not talk on a cell phone while in a public bathroom. Seriously. No one wants to listen to your nonsense and I can assure you no one on the phone would want to know where you are or what is in your hand either. Almost daily at the office there is someone standing at a urinal or dropping a deuce chatting away on the phone. Take what is probably a much needed personal moment to yourself free from the phone and just relax and do what you gots to do. Besides, you don’t want to run the risk of dropping that iPhone where it doesn’t belong anyway.

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14

May

Rule 35 - Stop Yelling Into Your Cell Phone

Rule 35 - Don’t yell into your cell phone. Srsly people. It isn’t a tin can on a string stretching from wherever your dumbass is to whatever dumbass you are calling is located. Technology has come a very long way. If you do this you are an annoying jagbag and no one cares about your stupid conversation about how many “deals you closed” or “chicks you nailed” or about your make believe Porsche that is “in the shop.”

you suck. hard. really hard.

you suck. hard. really hard.

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